One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.
One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty.
I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.
I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.
I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.
(Source: mcavoys)
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
The set of Monica’s apartment on Friends, Season Two, 1995.
So my exams start on Wednesday and idk, I just don’t have the motivation.
It seems like such a short time ago that I was doing my GCSEs and now it’s exam time again and I just don’t want to do them. Haha
I love doing well and hate doing badly (as I’m sure everyone does) but I still can’t get myself motivated to get up and really focus for these exams.
Hmm…sometimes fear works to get me in the zone. I basically had a mental breakdown 5 minutes ago when I realised that my art deadline is a week on Tuesday(!!!) and I have so much work to do for it.
But I just always put stuff on the back burner and I know that’s the wrong thing to do, but old habits die hard, don’t they?
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me beep me if you wanna reach me
- Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
- Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
- Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
- Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
- Your intelligence
- Your creativity
- Your emotional capabilities
- Your likeliness to succeed
- Whether you’re a good person
(Source: greaterandmoreterrible)
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